Last night I got an unprompted text from a random number. I went with it.
what phone do you have
An Incomplete List of Noteable People I’ve Delivered Pizzas To
It’s coming up on a year now since I got my current job as a pizza delivery girl, and I thought this would be a good time to delve into the little ever-expanding “WTFPIZZA” note I keep on my cell that helps me remember some of my more, uh - interesting deliveries.
So without further ado and in no particular order, here’s some pizza customers who left a lasting impression on me thus far:
my ex ordered pizza at a smoldering fire too. They gotta sit there the whole night anyway, might as well eat a pizza.
Josie, my bratty spider queen and her unusually large, fretful companion.
John Atkinson Grimshaw (1836-1893) was a Victorian-era painter, notable for his moonlit scenes and landscapes.
Bob and the deli guy.
"im mostly straight"
"I’m married but if I wasn’t. Who am I kidding you’re out of my league."
Russian artist Petr Pavlensky, who sewed his mouth shut in protest against the Pussy Riot arrests.
I found this while doing a Google Image search for Slender Man.
I don’t know if it’s hilarious, terrifying, or just deeply wrong.
I like how slender man is actually standing in the background.