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Hi. My name is Christine. I like what I like. I hate talking about myself. I'm 20. I am nowhere near as deep as I wish I was. This is mostly things that make me laugh, Pete Wentz, and me complaining. Sorry. I live in New Jersey. I like being asked questions. Even if they're stupid. I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want. Photobucket

-You Mustache Me A Question-

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

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devonlovesdinosaurs:

I never thought of that oh my god

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queensuperwholock:

gingergiggles:

paimon001:

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

He was never meant to escape.

…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

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d0pedupd0lly:

1929nt2:

pulpfanfiction:

thathomestar:

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?



christ putin

no but my fave part of this is the writing on her back says “go sit on a dick Putin”

HOW IS THIS A THING

d0pedupd0lly:

1929nt2:

pulpfanfiction:

thathomestar:

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?

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christ putin

no but my fave part of this is the writing on her back says “go sit on a dick Putin”

HOW IS THIS A THING

(Source: misterjakes)

thelilnan:

stickittothemandria:

dampsandwich:

why would you even drop acid? people are gonna slip on it and hurt themselves!

only drop the acid if you can neutralize it by dropping the base

I finally understand dubstep

(via m00se-nuggets)

srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

(via nightstarrdust)

0rient-express:

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pleatedjeans:

Thanks bro! [x]